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"What's a man ?

At 2, success is not to have to use diapers
At 3, success is to have teeth
at 12, success is to have friends
At 18, success is to have his driving licence
At 20, success is to make love well
At 35 , success is to have money
At 50, success is to have money
At 60, success is to make love well
At 70, success is to have a driving licence
At 80, success is to have teeth
At 85, success is not to have to use diapers"

ca tot e 1 martie...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39qdhbkTko4

http://www.sport.ro/show/saru-p-mainile ... oplay=true

Sa inteleg ca nu-ti plac femeile puternice?

don't care...doar ca in ultimii ani la TV apar tot felul de "sporturi" dure si brutale, absolut pe langa ideea de sport...eu nu le inghit si pace...nu mai uit in veci la asa ceva...pacat ca e multa poluare cu asa ceva la TV sportive...
de fapt posturile si emisiunile de stiri sportive sunt extrem de slabe in romania...mai ales cele de fotbal sunt jenibile...acum 10 ani nu credeam sa se ajunga chiar in asa hal de prostie pe TV...sportul in sine lipseste de la TV de cele mai multe ori, de emisiuni nici nu mai amintesc, ca sunt de kko marea lor majoritate...PACAT :cry: (noroc cu cate o olimpiada la 2 ani)
eu unul ma uit doar la meciurile lui U Cluj (fotbal+baschet), la cele din cupe europene (nu chiar la toate) si la meciurile nationalelor (doar daca merita)

aici subscriu in totalitate...

oh nuuuuuuuu

Acest subiect (nu ma refer la topic) nu-si are locul in Amuzament ci in Cafenea.

Eh...si tu acuma. Ai uitat ca e cel mai calduros si prietenos forum din Romania?

Pai este, dar sa pui ceva ce nu e deloc amuzant (sau rizibil cum zice Badea ) la Amuzament e cam ca dracu.

Daca te referi la filmuletul de pe sport.ro, mie mi s-a parut foarte amuzant si de-aia am decis sa il postez aici.

+20° – Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find them).

+15° – Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have them).

+10° – Americans shake, Russians are planting cucumbers .

+ 5° – You can see your own breathing. Italian cars don’t start.
Norwegians take a bath. Russians drive with lowered windows.

0° – Water freezes in America , in Russia it thickens.

- 5° – French cars don’t start.

-10° – You’re planning a vacation to Australia .

-15° – Your cat insists to sleep in your bed. Norwegians put on sweaters.

-18° – New York landlords turn on the heaters. Russians make their
last seasonal picnic.

-20° – American cars don’t start. People in Alaska start wearing long-sleeves.

-25° – German cars don’t start. Hawaiians are dead.

-30° – Politicians start talking about homeless people. Your cat
prefers to sleep in your pajamas.

-35° – Too cold to think. Japanese cars don’t start.

-40° – You’re planning a 2-week hot tub bath. Swedish cars don’t start.

-42° – Transportation stops in Europe . Russians eat ice cream on the street.

-45° – All Greeks are dead. Politicians really start doing something
for the homeless.

-50° – Your eyelids start sticking when you blink. In Alaska , people
close the window in the bathroom.

-60° – White bears start moving south.

-70° – The hell froze.

-73° – Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland.
Russians wear earmuff hats.

-80° – Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.

-114° – Ethyl alcohol is freezing. Russians are unhappy.

-273° – Absolute zero, atomic movement stops. Russians wear boots.

-295° – 90% of the planet is dead. Russian soccer team becomes the
world champion

Sunt dati naibii rusii astia!

In fotbal este mare coruptie iar scandalurile se tin lant. Urmaresc doar meciurile celor doua echipe favorite. Baschetul in schimb, s-a pastrat curat, este un adevarat spectacol, si e mai mare placerea sa mergi direct la meci, sa-l vezi pe viu.